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Medieval Friendz & Retro Friendz


In honor of World Animal Day Gallant Mango most scrupulously presents to thee . . . . .

🏰Medieval
 Friendz🏰


McGairClarks the Sparple: Lesser Short-Nosed Fruit Bat
McGairclarks is a master of distraction and enjoys red-rope licorice and Dr Pepper when watching a feature film with friendz at the fall festival.  He calls it the red rizzie doc peppie experience and was recently let go from his job at Home Hardware despite his sterling attendance record.

Empress Jevelyns: 
Thomsons Gazelle (Antelope)
Very cordial, dignified and likeable, Empress Jevelyns is frequently at the mall because shes "bout that orange julius life."  She does much of the planning for the fall festival and she drives a camaro iroc-z on the super highway.

Honorable Lady Jobeliez: Lemur
Highly trained and skilled ninja.  Literally a 3rd degree yellow belt in snorgle-krimi. Guardian of the festival, scallion farmer and pop and lock champion.

Sir Phlindindro of the Round: Salamander
Diligent guardian of the fall festival and all of the festival-goers.  Loves the carribbean hash browns they serve at tent 7 and almost never stops talking about it.  Sir Phlindindro likes to do beginner crossword puzzles to pass the time while riding on the Titanium Mango travel bus

Whizild Child: 
Quokka/ Numbat
A young kid WILD with it, for real.  Scarfed up and ready to party!  When not being a guardian of the festival you can catch this kid on the lazy river with pico de gallo in hand.

Main Antagonist Skinemander: 1/2 Wolf, 1/2 Sheep, 1/3 Kangaroo, 1/4 T-Rex
Skinemander wants nothing more than to ruin the fall festival for the Medieval Friendz.  He can't stand fall festivals!!  He enjoys chaos and comfortable shoes.

BONUS: The Gallant Mango Festival

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The Retro Friendz

Retro Husky likes to rollerblade in the park while listening to a large selection of throwback jams on cassette tape (a lot of Phil Collins).  Retro Husky is originally from Alaska and studied general learning and learning-related studies at the University of Connecticut.

Retro Lion is the quiet leader of the Retro Friendz but is often distracted by neon springs, snap bracelets or shoe-laces. He has multiple part time jobs including but not limited to the taco shop and Big K. 

Retro Capybara feels that he is cooler than the other capybara due to his vintage 1980s style and vibes.  Really into the sega master system video game console and the TV show 'Perfect Strangers',  Retro Capybara is trying to grow crenshaw melons from seed with limited success so far. 

Retro Dragon hangs out in the valley with the other valley girls.  She has over 13 different magical powers (she has 14 magical powers) and only uses them for good but she's also consisently late on her car payment.  She drives a burgundy Ferrari Testarossa.

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